What's with the mock-security-advisory with logo for the 'vulnerability' (Heartbleed, anyone?)

Why is the important safety advice buried in a bunch of interpersonal drama and administrivia?

Author here. I didn't add the logo, but it's a wiki so others can theoretically change things.

I think the logo is cute though, so let's keep it. I think it was made with the WHY2025 logo generator at https://design.why2025.org/