> how on earth as a regular human am I supposed to make sense of it?
By wanting to, and then choosing to?
> Now I have a rollable screen, what does it even mean..
Did you.. click on the link?
There are plenty of brands with a more limited product range and simpler market positioning, as you just pointed out. If those are a good fit for you and you like them, that's great. There's a reason macbooks and chromebooks are so popular.
I honestly don't get why someone would feel compelled to publicly complain about the very existence of products that they don't want or need or understand.
then we both have something to learn :)