Yeah, many people here are saying this is AI written. Possibly entirely.

It says: "You can now bundle your Node.js application into a single executable file", but doesn't actually provide the command to create the binary. Something like:

    npx postject hello NODE_SEA_BLOB sea-prep.blob \
        --sentinel-fuse NODE_SEA_FUSE_fce680ab2cc467b6e072b8b5df1996b2