I have never personally had any impulse at all to get a tattoo, until I saw this guy getting "Ötzi's" tattoos:

https://youtu.be/_BqarmmtLwc?si=fI3Lg9RXTabOuesG&utm_source=...

As soon as I saw the title of that video I knew it would be about 9 Ötzi and I suddenly had a deep longing to get those tattoos! But It feels like instead of copying Ötzi I'd really just be copying this kid off YouTube so I won't.

However I'm still thinking: if I ever get any localized health issues, maybe I'll get an Ötzi-style tattoo there. Since it's thought that his tattoos were likely a form of medicine.

(So far the only health issue I have had was localised... To my anus. I decided to skip that one... Luckily modern fixed it nicely already!)