"SlopDetector has detected 2 x seamlessly and 7 x em-dash, would you like to continue?"

Screaming "you’re not just writing contemporary code—you’re building applications that are more maintainable, performant, and aligned"

I use em-dash these days just to trigger tinfoil hats like you.

fwiw i use em-dashes

I did too. :( I had to stop using them after people started assuming only LLMs use them.