Not quite the level of the 2012 IgNobel litterature price, which went to "The US Government General Accountability Office, for issuing a report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports."
Do you have a link to this report?
https://www.gao.gov/products/gao-12-480r
And, like most IgNobel winners, it's an important research about important problems.
I do not see anywhere in that report evidence of the deep semantic recursion you mentioned
That is absolutely impenetrable prose. An LLM couldn't make it any more obfuscated.