Anyone who cafés about security would stay away from PHP. Certainly more than 22% of the web.

Cargo-culting bs that you heard from somewhere and never bothered to fact check? Shame on you.

Oh really? Why is that. Let's talk about globals from 2005.

It’s not 2005? How is this even an argument? Age-old opinions of PHP are do not reflect the modern state of PHP and its ecosystem.