The three virtues of a Perl programmer are impatience, hubris, and laziness.

There's no humility in the list.

For the downvoters: that's a quote from Larry Wall, not an insult.

And there is a talk by him in which he expands upon those words too, in connection with Perl programmers.

I don't have a link, but it may have been in one of his State of the Onion talks.

https://www.google.com/search?q=larry+wall+state+of+the+onio...