> Universal charger = good

> STASI/GESTAPO 2.0 = bad

That much is obvious.

The problem is when you delegate power and authority to a body which enables them to impose both, you're going to wind up with the port first, Gestapo second.

Edit: Your edit thereafter is all a nice idea, but not a viable solution, as the same body could classify much of what you describe as criminal activity. That, and a solution which requires everyone to live like La Résistance in perpetuity is not a solution, but a precursor.