> for the low-low cost of $EYEWATERINGSUM per month.

This part is the 2nd (or maybe 3rd) most annoying one to me. Did we learn absolutely nothing from the last few years of enshittification? Or Netflix? Do we want to run into a crisis in the 2030's where billionaires hold knowledge itself hostage as they jack up costs?

Regardless of your stance, I'm surprised how little people are bringing this up.