Hello Cognition AI,

My name is Devin; it has been for many decades now. I'm embarrassed to see you've named your product after me. It has already prompted uncomfortable jokes at my expense, and I'm sure there will be more. I now have newfound empathy for people named Alexa.

For instance, people have made jokes about my name in interviews, and it's embarrassing for me, and thus awkward for everyone, and awkward interactions make it objectively less likely that I will get job offers.

I don't think any product should be named after people. Please change the name of Devin.

Reading this made me wish I hadn't named my son Windsurf

Meanwhile, Claudes are getting ahead!

Plenty of men would love to have their name be a euphemism for eroticism.