To be fair you shouldn't be sitting in the bathroom for that long because you'll develop hemorrhoids.
Maybe he's really good at chess?
(Unlike my former co-worker who would monopolize the one men's room stall for two hours at a stretch doing chess puzzles on his phone, and I'd have to go to the IT building. Gross.)
Just use a standing potty?
I thought squatting was all the rage.
To be fair you shouldn't be sitting in the bathroom for that long because you'll develop hemorrhoids.
Maybe he's really good at chess?
(Unlike my former co-worker who would monopolize the one men's room stall for two hours at a stretch doing chess puzzles on his phone, and I'd have to go to the IT building. Gross.)