No you're 100% getting an email from Stripe legal TODAY. You took their name, colors, branding... It's a field day for them

That’s a pretty bold take. I bet they’re a few months out. And I don’t think it makes sense to characterize it as a “field day” for stripe’s legal department - trademark enforcement isn’t a profit center. More likely a lightly edited boilerplate letter and a timeline to comply, which GP has already acknowledged.