It follows when someone discovers Perl,

"Yes, we know it's nothing new It's just a waste of time We have no need for ancient ways The world is doing fine

Another toy will help destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the plan.

I can't believe you're saying These things just can't be true Our world could use this beauty Just think what we might do.

Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you.

Don't annoy us further We have our work to do. Just think about the average What use have they for you?"

-Rush, 2112