Cruises sound and look like absolute nightmares. Physical manifestation of brainrot. Cyberpunk hell

I can't stand them, myself. There's also tons of really good food. You need a forklift to disembark.

I'm a die-hard nerd.

My vision of hell, is a Caribbean beach, mid-80s, warm breeze, clear water, and no internet access.

Really, the worst thing about a cruise is that there's a good chance you're going to get sick.

After that, it's more about your attitude.