It's stupid because chickens aren't that productive. I see my chickens as kind pets. They are actually very loving and sociable if you yourself give them some love. In fact, if they had sphincters, they'd be good pets even inside your house. My first one who was taken care of inside the house when she was a chick loves to come inside getting some stroke as soon as the house is open.

They happen to give me eggs but not enough to not buy more.