Terrible scrolling aside;

> pg_mooncake is a PostgreSQL extension adding columnstore tables with DuckDB execution for 1000x faster analytics. Columnstore tables are stored as Iceberg or Delta Lake tables in your Object Store. Maintained by Mooncake Labs, it is available on Neon Postgres.

Seems to summarise the reason this article exists.

Not that I really disagree with the premise or conclusion of the article itself.