This reads like standard AI slop. A giveaway is structured Attempt/Methodology/Efficacy pattern repeated all the way through the article, while top level categories are overlapping. (ZeroGPT: "Your Text is Likely generated by AI/GPT".)

You just used some bullshit AI tool to call my work, that took me several weeks to research and write, "AI slop".

That's after getting a degree and spending over a decade in financial journalism.

You will read this but still insist you are smart.

People like you are the reason people are falling for "AI slop".