Me: "Hello I am from Autoritarianistan, I would like your premium internet in our country."
You: "Cool, we'll get tons of infrastructure in your country and make lots of money because you'll force everyone on it.
Me: "Hey, this is working out great. Bring your team over to Auth'istan for a business trip it will be great.
You: [Partying in said country]
Me: (to you) "Come over to this dark room a minute"
You: "Eh, this room is kinda sketch and why do those guys have a hammer and pliers"
Me: "So there is an easy way or hard way to this. Easy way, you give us unfettered access for our bots to spread propaganda on your premium internet. Hard way, we toss you off this building then we'll throw the rest of your team in a dark prison cell for doing the cocaine on the buffet table. Eventually one of them will give in and give us access."
Me: "So which is it going to be"
The $5 wrench is typically the winner.