Yes. Something is more than nothing. This is not rocket science.

I really want to insist on the principle that we are nuanced enough people to say, "startup equity is worth less, in expected value, than public company equity, but 'less than public company equity' is still more than zero."

I truly empathize with your desire. But I can’t agree.

To get to the point of the community feeling like startup equity is worth something on average, I think we need to figure out how to generate more favorable outcomes for startup employees.

If startup equity is worth something 20% of the time, the average person would need to work at 4 startups before seeing value. And the statement that it has non-zero, but low, expected value, just isnt true. On average it wasn’t.

If we could make startup equity worth something-minus-x 100% of the time (instead of just something 20% of the time), I’d be more amenable to agreeing with you that you can place a reliable non-zero value on startup equity.

That means things like removing liquidation preferences. Unfucking the tax situation around options or making it standard politcy that the company buys your options for you. Universally allow secondary markets. Build in participation structures for existing employees through funding rounds.

Would you say the expected value of a lottery ticket is > 0? Because startup equity is just too unreliable for an average person to not treat it like a lottery ticket.

I will concede that if you are very very discerning in which startups you work for and a good negotiator and have access to questionably legal secondary markets, you may be able to beat the curve. But that’s certainly not the average case.

You don't appear to know what "average" means. You mean that the modal value is zero. The average value is not.

There are all kinds of bets where the modal value is zero or negative that are good bets!