Love the trollishness/carelessness of your post. Exactly as you put it: "it is not the road's job to limit your speed".

Like a bad urban planner building a 6 lane city road with the 25mph limit and standing there wondering why everyone is doing 65mph in that particular stretch. Maybe sending out the police with speed traps and imposing a bunch of fines to "fix" the issue, or put some rouge on that pig, why not.