Except when I encounter people like you, they are mostly interested in saying that LLMs are the be all end all of intelligence only to walk their statements back every time a new LLM innovation comes out that proves them wrong.
Since humans are just stochastic parrots, we don't need to add features or change anything about LLMs. Innovation is for the weak and stupid. We can just scale LLMs by doing nothing except adding more data, parameters and training time.
The status quo bias is unreal. I don't even know what purpose it serves other than discouraging technological progress. The people claiming to champion LLMs by denying the differences between humans and LLMs are their biggest enemies.