"Plus, I'm gonna declare that we're already in a secret war with a gang from Venezuela, and use that to kidnap latino-looking people off the streets, and if we find non-citizens--even if they're legally allowed to be here--I'll send them a gulag I rented from the dictator of El Salvador... So don't be mean to me."

"Oh, and you know that funding that Congresse passed a law to use somewhere in your state? You'll need to do a few things for me first..."