> Convoluted and unreasonable workarounds for a growing police state.

Well, those are _basic_ OPSEC for people whose life/safety/freedom would actually be threatened by a search ("good guys", "bad guys", it doesn't matter). If the only things threatened by a search are your pride/moral principles, then yeah, those might seem unreasonable.

> Please don't try to minimize the egregiousness of having your personal documents searched for the sake of security theater.

I don't know if that term has been coined before, but "privacy theater" is also a thing, and it is just as grotesque as the other theater.

I don't see anything convoluted it unreasonable in the suggestions the OP made. They're based on reality, irrespective of whether you like it or not.