Yes, yes. Dodos.

The endgame of this is Dodos.

Yes, first they'll focus on normal dodos. Then, they'll try very large Dodos. After that, very, very ancient dodos. Followed by island dodos. Then they might set up a whole island that people can visit, full of all kinds of dodos. They'll do tours with self driving cars so people can see all the dodos from a safe distance.

One thing is for sure: they'll still be using a UNIX system

Scientific consensus is that dodos cannot open doors so it’ll be very safe as long as visitors stay in their cars.

They shall spare no expense.