I'm comfortable in the shell.

I also value my time and life and some degree of standardization.

A language grows on it's ability to create beginners, not to make the people who have learned it the harder way feel special at the expense of others.

Feeling special isn't important. What's important is the thought of something getting altered to fit a special usecase which excludes yours ...all because the people doing it don't know what the alternatives are.

Fortunately uv got written and we don't have a problem. I don't have to use it but I can when I want to.