who in the world thought that a .ass file extension would be a good idea, sigh.

https://fileformats.fandom.com/wiki/SubStation_Alpha

From submitted article:

>Yes, it really is called ASS. Its predecessor, SubStation Alpha, went by SSA, and since these formats were developed by enthusiast hobbyists, I believe they couldn’t resist the siren song of a little bit of cheeky naming.