I'm more impressed that my laptop fans came on when I loaded the page.

It's the one attached to my TV that just runs movies/YT - I don't recall the last time I heard the fans.

They did say thermodynamic computing.

Same on a serious dev machine. That page just pegs a core at max, it's sort of impressive.

I ran it through googles pagespeed insights.

It scored 34 for mobile and completely timed out for desktop with a time limit exceeded warning.

It’s hilariously bad.