> [Satya Nadella] said that the company’s future opportunity was to bring AI to all eight billion people on the planet.

But what if I don't want AI brought to me?

Sounds like someone has a case of the 'Mondays'...

The mondAIs

You'll have to find another planet.

Although judging by the available transports it will likely be colonized by nazis.

Like most technology initiative these tech CEOs dream up: You're going to get it and swallow it, whether you want it or not.