That status page is never red. Absolutely useless.

> There are currently no active events. Use Azure Service Health to view other issues that may be impacting your services.

Links to a page on Azure Portal which is down...

It's red right now.

Only for the Azure Portal, despite Front Door also being down but showing as green on the status page.

Heh, now it says Front Door and "Network Infrastructure" are down. That second one seems bad.