Redpanda might be good (I don't know) but I threw up a little in my mouth when I opened their website and saw "Build the Agentic Data Plane"
Redpanda might be good (I don't know) but I threw up a little in my mouth when I opened their website and saw "Build the Agentic Data Plane"
The marketing website of every data-related startup sounds like that now. I agree it’s dumb, but you can safely ignore it.