Anycast, Argo Rollouts, Aurora Serverless, AWS, BGP, Ceph, ClickHouse, Cloudflare, CloudFront, DWDM, Flux, Frankfurt, Glacier, Helm, Kinesis, Kubernetes, Metabase, MicroK8s, NVMe, OneUptime, OpenTelemetry Collector, Paris, Postgres, Posthog, PXE, Redis, Step Functions, Supermicro, Talos, Terraform, Tinkerbell, VM's.

I wish you started out by telling me how many customers you have to serve, how many transactions they generate, how much I/O there is.